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mydogsnokes:

if u have a pet tarantula i have so many questions for u. first off what the fuck is wrong with u

(via orgasm)

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westbor0baptistchurch:

returning to school after winter break with your new clothes like

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(via orgasm)

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collegehumor:

Scooby Doo IRL

“Wait a minute, this is photoshopped.” “That’s right, and I would’ve gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids.” 

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funnyordie:

A Better Amercia! The Best Uses of Mitt Romney’s Spelling Fail

Mitt Romney’s new app had a typo on one of its photo templates, misspelling the very word Romney claims to be restoring. And giving the Internet plenty to play with.

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You can flip a toaster on its side and grill cheese in it.
 
Reynolds Wrap has lock in taps to hold the roll in place.
The color on the bread tab indicates how fresh the bread is
And those colors are in alphabetical order: b, g, r, w, y.
You can divide and store ground meat in a zip loc bag. Just break off how much you need and keep the rest in the freezer for later. So much easier than dividing and individually wrapping each pound or half pound
If you place a wooden spoon over a pot of boiling water, it won’t boil over
                                   
 
If you break your blender jar you can replace it with a mason jar. - Source
Cereal canisters make the perfect trashcan for your car.
Here are a few more.
Take your bananas apart when you get home from the store. If you leave them connected at the stem, they ripen faster.
Store your opened chunks of cheese in aluminum foil. It will stay fresh much longer and not mold! (But you can scrape off any mold and still eat the cheese without changes in flavor!
Peppers with 3 bumps on the bottom are sweeter and better for eating. Peppers with 4 bumps on the bottom are firmer and stronger flavored.
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lomonte:

oh so silly~

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collegehumor:

The Best of Hans Moleman

Didn’t this collection used to have a war in it?

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